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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Everyone loved it.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Live updates: Iran attacks U.S. military base in Qatar in retaliation for strikes on nuclear facilities - The Washington Post

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

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Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Elon Musk’s Reign of Corruption Chronicled in Elizabeth Warren Report - Rolling Stone

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Texas governor vetoes hemp ban bill - Politico

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How to reduce your risk of melanoma and other skin cancers - KSLTV.com

So they tried

share office space ...

What lowers a fever the quickest?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?